1 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:04,462 - This year, I decided to really get into 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,672 the spirit of Halloween. 3 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:07,716 - [screams] 4 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,092 both: [screaming] 5 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,051 - [screams] 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,430 - [laughing] 7 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:17,225 It may have been the costliest decision I've ever made. 8 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,935 [grunting] 9 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,062 My greased-up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but... 10 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,313 - It won't budge. 11 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,524 - I can't get it out. 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,234 Try again. 13 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:27,819 I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin... 14 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:28,987 No! No! No! No! Please! 15 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,572 But as Jim and I discovered... 16 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,741 No! 17 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:37,162 Any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me. 18 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,164 At first, I drove myself crazy 19 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,457 thinking about the things I should've done differently. 20 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,916 - Yes, Dwight. 21 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,835 - I never should've played that joke on Erin. 22 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,211 I never should've hollowed out 23 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,672 this damn pumpkin in the first place. 24 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,424 Hold on one second. I'll be right with you. 25 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,179 But then I realized I was being silly. 26 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,057 I mean, the pumpkin should rot off of my head 27 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,851 in a month or two... right? 28 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:04,397 [bang] 29 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,275 [groans] 30 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,236 [grunting] 31 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,613 Yeah! 32 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,074 [laughing] 33 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,326 Whoo! Whoo! 34 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,328 Yeah! [laughs] 35 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,331 [cheerful music] 36 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:28,463 {\an8}? ? 37 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:50,110 {\an8}- Angela, hold the ball so I can kick it. 38 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,031 {\an8}- Hey, guys. - Hey. 39 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,450 {\an8}- Pam, what are you? - I'm Doctor Cinderella. 40 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,244 {\an8}- Cece's really into princesses now, 41 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,204 {\an8}so we decided to turn them into positive female role models. 42 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,248 {\an8}- I'm an oncologist. 43 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,916 {\an8}And you are a dog. 44 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,002 {\an8}- No, I'm a puppy. 45 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,712 {\an8}Dang it! I was worried that would happen. 46 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,171 {\an8}- It's okay. - Um, Jim, 47 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,257 {\an8}you're not dressed up at all. 48 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,301 {\an8}- Sure I am. I am... 49 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,803 {\an8}one of the "Men in Black" guys. 50 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,096 {\an8}Can I have your sunglasses? 51 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,764 {\an8}- Jim, come on. I thought we were past this. 52 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,726 {\an8}- We are. 53 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,936 {\an8}Or we're about to be. 54 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,521 {\an8}Can you stare into this for me-- 55 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,065 {\an8}I'd still need my sunglasses. 56 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,900 {\an8}- So the sports marketing business 57 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,361 {\an8}that Jim told everyone about except for me? 58 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,113 {\an8}- There's a big investment lunch today, 59 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,449 {\an8}so I decided to skip the costume. 60 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,075 {\an8}- Unless he has a secret costume 61 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,119 {\an8}that he told everyone about except for me. 62 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,704 {\an8}- [chuckles] Getting a lot of mileage out of this, aren't you? 63 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,206 {\an8}- Yeah, well, get used to it, bud. 64 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,878 {\an8}- ? A jitterbug ? [laughs] 65 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,171 {\an8}You guys look great! 66 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,964 {\an8}- Just a reminder: 67 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,799 {\an8}the party is right after lunch, so make sure you get 68 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,676 {\an8}all your work done before that or throw it out. 69 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,511 {\an8}Any questions? 70 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,556 {\an8}- The senator will be joining us later. 71 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,807 {\an8}- Not a question. 72 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,726 {\an8}- No, it wasn't. - Excellent. 73 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,770 {\an8}That reminds me, has anyone seen Treble? 74 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,313 {\an8}Anyone? 75 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,775 {\an8}I could have sworn I saw some Treble somewhere. 76 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,610 {\an8}[a cappella group singing "Karma Chameleon"] 77 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,862 {\an8}Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble! 78 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,156 {\an8}- ? I'm a man ? - ? A man ? 79 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,867 {\an8}? Without conviction ? 80 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}? You come and go, you come and go ? 81 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,790 {\an8}[finger snapping] 82 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:30,168 {\an8}? Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ? 83 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:35,632 {\an8}- ? You come and go, you come and go ? 84 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:39,803 {\an8}- ? Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams ? 85 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:45,350 {\an8}- ? Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green ? 86 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,476 {\an8}? Karma come on ? 87 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,020 {\an8}- Ah! So good! 88 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,106 {\an8}[giggles] 89 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,775 {\an8}- What lab did these little clones escape from? 90 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,403 {\an8}- Guys, these are the current members of Here Comes Treble, 91 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,279 {\an8}my Cornell a cappella group. 92 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,781 - You were in an a cappella group? 93 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,616 - You went to Cornell? 94 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,785 - Yeah. Uh, okay, ha, ha, ha, ha. 95 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,537 But you have no idea how lucky you are, 96 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:09,499 because H.C.T. is doing a set at our Halloween party. 97 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,167 - Ugh, I don't want to sit through 98 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,836 a whole concert of that. 99 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,546 - I do. I love the boss's interests. 100 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,297 - Atta boy, Clark. 101 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,591 - Well, I graduated during a recession, 102 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,760 and there are, like, no jobs out there, 103 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,179 so I'm gonna kiss up a lot and it's gonna be gross, 104 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,723 and you're just gonna have to deal with it. 105 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,391 - Where you boys staying? 106 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,768 How does it work in the rooms? You get a privacy partition? 107 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,563 - No. No, nope, not-- no, stay away. 108 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,898 They're crashing with me. Actually, us. 109 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,358 Erin's got all the tenors, 110 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,193 and I got all the basses and b-tones. 111 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,611 Jealous? 112 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,363 - Hosting the guys in my studio apartment 113 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,865 has been no problem. 114 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,867 They took the bed, the couch, and the floor. 115 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,036 And I slept in my desk chair. 116 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,204 My neck and my butt are killing me, 117 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,914 but whatever. 118 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,833 Gotta love Here Comes Treble. 119 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,251 - You know what I just realized? 120 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,129 They might actually call me up to solo 121 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,049 on George Michael's "Faith." 122 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,384 That was one of my signature songs. 123 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:05,555 Oh, man. That would be insane. 124 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,558 I'm so not prepared. 125 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,353 - Are you sure you're okay with me putting in this much money? 126 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,104 - Yeah. I mean, listen, 127 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,773 if we're gonna do this thing, then we should do it right. 128 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,608 - You're the best. 129 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,652 - I kind of am. - [chuckles] 130 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,488 - It's crazy. - Okay. 131 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,031 I'll see you in a little bit. - Okay. 132 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,407 - Jim, look, I'm eating you. - Shut up. 133 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,201 - Ha, ha! 134 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,496 Hey, Erin, look, these are nerds. 135 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:30,663 I'm eating Jims. 136 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,583 [both laugh] 137 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,251 Must eat more Jims. 138 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,878 [chomping loudly] - [laughs] 139 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,588 Stop it! Stop it! 140 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,423 - I'm spilling Jims... - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 141 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,217 - All over the carpet, Erin! - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 142 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,470 - [laughs] 143 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,223 Mm. Mm. 144 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,938 Hello, little pill. 145 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:57,899 What do you do? 146 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,652 Dumatril is licensed to treat anxiety symptoms, 147 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,280 such as panic attacks, excessive worrying, and fear. 148 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,410 Translation: there's a madman in our midst. 149 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,204 - Okay, I give up. What are you? 150 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,706 - I'm sexy Toby. 151 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,375 - [laughs] Gross. 152 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,085 I love it. [laughs] 153 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,879 - Dumatril! 154 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,590 - Something wrong, Dwight? 155 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,093 - Dumatril. - Yes? 156 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,721 - This is a pill I found here in the office, 157 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,264 but it's not for worms or eczema, 158 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,849 like any normal pill. 159 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,976 It's not for any disorder of the body. 160 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,978 [whispering] It's for a disorder of the mind. 161 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,981 - The mind is part of the body. 162 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:41,985 - Okay, this is a pill that combats insanity, okay? 163 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,779 Whoever is taking it is not only insane... 164 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,198 [whispering] They are now off their meds. 165 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,117 - Dwight, our co-workers' health issues 166 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,493 are really none of our business, so-- 167 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,829 - Why are you trying so hard to bury this thing, huh? 168 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,789 What's going on, Nellie? Talk to me. 169 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,624 - Mm? Yeah, you're right. 170 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,168 This man needs to be apprehended. 171 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,211 - I'll get my apprehension kit. 172 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,880 - It's my pill. 173 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,674 I have an anxiety issue and I'm not ashamed of that, 174 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:09,179 but I'm not loving the idea of Dwight having that information. 175 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:13,641 I once saw him yell at Phyllis for sneezing wrong. 176 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,143 - You could just say it's Creed's. 177 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,227 - Oh, no, no, I couldn't do that. 178 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,480 No, this is my thing. 179 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,148 I'm not gonna finger anyone else. 180 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,568 - That's what she said. 181 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,070 You know what we do sometimes 182 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,447 when Cece gets wound up about something crazy? 183 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,282 We just let her run it out until she gets tired. 184 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,368 - Oh, that's a wonderful story, Pam. 185 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,952 Your daughter, she's a little treasure, 186 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,662 but right now, 187 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,707 I'm still concerned about my own thing going on. 188 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,168 Yes. Yes, I see. 189 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,379 I could do that with Dwight, couldn't I? 190 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,005 You snuck in a little bit of advice 191 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,716 into that boring ol' story. 192 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,843 - It wasn't really a long story. I just said "Cece." 193 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,971 - Ohh, she's wonderful. She is wonderful! 194 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,814 - You ever been in a group that spans generations, Clark? 195 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,524 - Uh, I was an Eagle Scout. 196 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,402 And I was on the golf team. I was in a fraternity-- 197 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,988 - When I was in the group and I met the alums, 198 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,990 they blew my mind. 199 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,742 - I just got chills. 200 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,327 It's blowing my mind just hearing about it. 201 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,376 - [scatting] ? Dudes... ? 202 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,461 What's up? [overlapping greetings] 203 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,714 I know it's pathetic to re-live your college years, 204 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,465 but cut me some slack, okay? 205 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,844 Because I was a freaking rock star in college. 206 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,512 When I joined Here Comes Treble, 207 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,056 that's when I became somebody. 208 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,808 When I got the nickname "Boner Champ," 209 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:41,938 that is when I became me. 210 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,149 You didn't come here to sit in a room, right? 211 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,859 You came here for some intergenerational "bro" time. 212 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,610 Well, now's your chance! I'm here. 213 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,571 You got Qs, I got As. 214 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,701 - Did you say you've got AIDS? 215 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,787 - No, I don't have AIDS. That's not what I said. 216 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,581 Next question. 217 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,585 You don't have any-- 218 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,545 any questions about the old days? 219 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,008 [clears throat] 220 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,469 You at least want to know why they call me "Boner Champ"? 221 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,388 - I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ. 222 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,811 - I'm sorry, what? 223 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,231 - I just thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ. 224 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:30,028 - [scoffs] 225 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:34,157 Broccoli Rob was Broccoli Rob. 226 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,117 Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ. 227 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,543 - I didn't realize that everybody here 228 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,797 dresses up every year. - Me neither. 229 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,757 It's Halloween. 230 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,635 That is really, really good timing. 231 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,428 - So we don't have to work all afternoon, huh? 232 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,138 Just partying. - Yeah. 233 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,431 - It's awesome. 234 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,016 We should have parties all the time, huh? 235 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,018 - We do. It's crazy. 236 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,229 - Hey, guys. 237 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,190 Were you just talking about mental illness, by any chance? 238 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,567 - [sucks teeth] Nope. - Huh? 239 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,404 That's funny 'cause we were just talking about it too, 240 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,571 weren't we? - Mm. 241 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,365 - About how fine we are with it. Right? 242 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,325 - Oh, yeah. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 243 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,993 It's just a simple condition 244 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,037 that can be dealt with and managed. 245 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,539 - You know what? This morning, my dog told me 246 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,749 that I should eat the president. 247 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,918 Did anyone else's dog say anything to them? 248 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,171 - What--what are you doing? 249 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,215 Stop it, Dwight. 250 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,134 Wait, Clark. Clark. 251 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,719 Hey, bud. Yep. 252 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,178 - Go, go. - Okay. 253 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,849 - Oh, hell no. 254 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,394 - Hi, Kevin. - Hi, buddy. 255 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,354 - How are you? - Good. 256 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,817 - I'm not getting a reading. 257 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,864 Dilation normal! 258 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,240 Stop. 259 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,575 You're fine. You're not crazy. 260 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,285 Congratulations. Enjoy the party. 261 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,578 - Thanks, Dwight. 262 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,288 - Let's get Phyllis. 263 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,415 Hey, Phyllis. - Hey. 264 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,208 [loud crash] Oh! 265 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,461 - Hey, Ke... 266 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,463 - I was just talking to some of the actives, 267 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,257 and they think that you're Boner Champ. 268 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,717 - I'm so sorry. 269 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,677 I don't know how that could've happened. 270 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,304 - Did you maybe tell them that or-- 271 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,223 - I just--I just started yappin' about the old days, 272 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,851 and I guess the wine coolers were flowing, 273 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,312 and, you know, somehow things just got hinky. 274 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,439 - Could you call them and just tell them the truth? 275 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,191 'Cause I know it's really stupid, 276 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,027 but it's also really, really, really important. 277 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,780 - Will do. 278 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,906 I love you, Andy. 279 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,408 - Love you too. 280 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,410 - So the workspace looks awesome. 281 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,995 - Wow. - And the graphic designer 282 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,747 is gonna be sending us in some of the logo treatments. 283 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:46,790 Can't wait to see them. 284 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,291 - You guys rock. - I killed it. 285 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,794 - Boom. - Rockin'. 286 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,337 - Oh. [laughs] 287 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,546 - You get some? - There we go. 288 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,465 - I also have been running the numbers, 289 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,759 and between our backers and our own investment, 290 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,594 we're looking great for a full year on this. 291 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,221 - Oh, uh, is it too late to get in? 292 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,764 - Oh, no, no. 293 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,016 - Jim, I explained everything, so you're all set. 294 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,476 - Oh, no, I actually talked to my wife, 295 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,937 and we'd really like to, you know, invest, 296 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,230 get in on the ground floor. 297 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,523 - Wow, well, 298 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,817 what level of investment are you thinking about? 299 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:19,072 - We were thinking somewhere between $5,000, $10,000. 300 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,365 I can do the full $10,000. 301 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,492 We should just... [blows air] All in. 302 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,244 - All right, welcome aboard. - All right. [laughs] 303 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,829 Awesome, cool. 304 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,040 - Hey, Darryl. I'm just here to... 305 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,292 smear some peanut butter on my forehead. 306 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,921 - You know, to protect his brain from the nanobots 307 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,633 that the government put in the air conditioning. 308 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,177 - That makes sense to you, right? 309 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,472 Or does it sound... crazy? 310 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,980 - I can't really picture it. Can you get it on there? 311 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,524 Yeah. 312 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,318 And maybe get the cheeks. 313 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,029 - So this makes sense, then. 314 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,321 Or is it crazy? 315 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,991 - Get under your chin first, yeah. 316 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,701 - Is that where the nanobots like to come in? 317 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,578 - Take it all the way up to your lip, yeah. 318 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,747 - Okay, is that how they like to get in? 319 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,583 - Yeah, that's crazy. 320 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,547 - I don't know. I just don't know. 321 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,716 - Yo, bad boys of a cappella. 322 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,092 all: hey. 323 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,218 - Heard any good stories lately? 324 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,679 Or new twists on old stories? 325 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,891 - Yeah, I got a call from Broccoli Rob. 326 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,310 I guess you really are the Boner Champ. 327 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,853 - Did he tell you how I got the name? 328 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,937 - No. 329 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,398 - Spring Sing '95, 330 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:39,110 got completely ripped on Bud Dries. 331 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,447 I had sex with a snowman. 332 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,866 I just went at that thing. 333 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,534 Cold would've stopped most people, 334 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,120 but I stayed locked in. You know, 335 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,623 took the face off. Just seemed easier that way. 336 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,793 - And I told Phyllis not to put it out, 337 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,629 but she insisted, so anyway... 338 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,381 Hi. Oh, Oscar. - Oh. 339 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,675 - Remember my husband, the senator? 340 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,635 - Senator Lipton, nice to see you. 341 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,844 - Nice to see you, Oscar. 342 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,555 - Wait a second, who designed this spread? 343 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,224 The sweets and savories are all mixed together. 344 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,433 This is mayhem. 345 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,061 - So, Oscar, you're a dinosaur? 346 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,270 - Actually, I'm the electoral college. 347 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,690 - Ouch! Right on target. 348 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,774 - [laughs] 349 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,109 - You know what? This is outrageous. 350 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,736 I have to find Phyllis. You two talk, okay? 351 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,739 Sorry, babe. Phyllis! 352 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,742 - God, it's just so good to see you. 353 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,578 - I--uh-huh, just... [chuckles nervously] 354 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,956 - All having this wonderful Halloween gathering. 355 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,916 Excuse me, is that punch? 356 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,794 - They didn't know about the snowman story, 357 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,796 and when I told 'em, they were not impressed. 358 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,298 - What is with these turkeys? - Right? 359 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,635 - Hey! You better do "Faith," you get me? 360 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,303 - We don't know it. 361 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,805 - So learn it. 362 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,849 You all go to Cornell, you're like eight Rain Men. 363 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,100 Just learn the frickin' song. 364 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,352 - Look, I know it was big with the old guys, but-- 365 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,147 - Buts... are for pooping. 366 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,773 Okay? Make it work. 367 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,942 You have to, or Andy will flip out... 368 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,777 and make it a surprise please. 369 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,825 This isn't stupid. 370 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,618 - What? 371 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,088 - Hey. - Hey. 372 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,298 - Hey, Toby. 373 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,928 - Are--are you me? 374 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,056 - Yeah. [laughs] 375 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,266 - Oh, my goodness, look at-- [both laughing] 376 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,893 Look at this. - Yeah. 377 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,644 - [indistinct mumbling] - I thought I'd, 378 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,937 you know, be you. 379 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,314 - Look at--look at me. - Oh, look at you! 380 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,066 [laughs] 381 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,151 It's funny, right? 382 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,826 Mm. 383 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,627 - Well, they say opposites attract. 384 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,464 But it hasn't really been my experience. 385 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,426 - All right, all right, just stay focused on the pill. 386 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:12,055 - Okay, look, Dwight, let's just call this thing off. 387 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,640 I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. 388 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,724 Lots of people have anxiety. 389 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:15,642 - You think I don't have anxiety? 390 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:16,976 I have anxiety all the time. 391 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,604 Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. 392 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,023 I have land disputes to settle and idiot cousins to protect 393 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,275 and ne'er-do-well siblings to take care of, 394 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,985 but I don't need some stupid pill 395 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,070 to get me through all this. 396 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,655 - Cool, free upper. 397 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,408 - Ah, ha, ha! The jig is up, psychopath! 398 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,159 - What? Hey, what-- - Yeah! Yeah, gotcha! 399 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,619 - Don't dog-catch me! - Gotcha! 400 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,912 Yeah! - Oh! 401 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,539 - Let's see you get out of this web, huh? 402 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,290 - The pill is mine. - Wh-- 403 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,459 - Get her out. - Oh. 404 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,461 - Stop baggin' my head! 405 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,298 [door slams] 406 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,468 - [sighs] 407 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,721 Oh, Dwight, look, it's just a pill, all right? 408 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,389 It's for anxiety-- I take it every day, 409 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,809 and it makes me feel better. 410 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,145 And maybe it could help you too. 411 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,650 - As a sworn defender of this office, 412 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,028 I'll need to notify the others. 413 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,738 I'll be delivering a public statement 414 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,406 about your mental status-- - Concert, you guys. 415 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,366 - immediately following the mandatory 416 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,577 college a cappella concert. 417 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,750 Prepare to be stigmatized. 418 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,213 [indistinct chatter] 419 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465 - Oh, hey! How'd it go? - Hey. 420 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,050 Oh, man, it was great. They were great. 421 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,176 - Did you end up investing? 422 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,303 - I did, yeah. - How much? 423 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:37,557 - Uh, man, by the end, I guess it was... about ten. 424 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,476 - "About" ten? 425 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,519 - Ten. It was the full $10,000. 426 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,022 - Wow. - Yeah. 427 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,191 - Wow. - Yeah. Yeah. 428 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,442 It's a good thing we talked about it, though, 429 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,818 'cause we had to-- - Yeah, yeah, no. 430 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,779 - Yeah. 431 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:51,905 So did everybody-- - What is it? Hold on. 432 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,490 - Did everybody end up investing $10,000? 433 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,700 - Um, oh, man, I don't actually know. 434 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,369 - What? 435 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,703 - They weren't really talking that much about money. 436 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,413 They just said, "We're good with investing," 437 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,664 and--and I-- 438 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:06,002 - Ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble. 439 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,712 [a cappella group vocalizing] 440 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,172 - They said they were done with the investing, 441 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,924 and then you volunteered $10,000? 442 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,676 - ? Ooh, ooh ? - No, no, I had to. 443 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,386 Look, I needed to look like a team player, Pam. 444 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,638 - So you invested $10,000 to look like a team player? 445 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,056 - You weren't there. all: ? And I'll be... ? 446 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,016 - It was very clear that $10,000 was what we had-- 447 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,434 we'll talk about it later. - No, I want to 448 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,104 talk about it now. - Pam. 449 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,107 - Jim, that was most of our savings. 450 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:32,987 - ? And I'll be better when I'm older ? 451 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:39,494 ? I'll be the greatest fan of your life ? 452 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,830 - Wait. Wait, hold on. 453 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,207 Where's the band? 'Cause there's no way 454 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,334 you guys are making this magic with just your mouths. 455 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,544 - That's what she said. 456 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:50,422 - What, am I overdoing it? 457 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,632 No. No. 458 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,009 - ? That color them wonderful stop me ? 459 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,552 - We said "some." - We'll talk about it. 460 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,761 - We said "some." - We'll talk about it later. 461 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,179 - ? Steal my breath ? 462 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,765 - We said "part," not "all." 463 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,768 - ? And I'll be ? 464 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,438 ? Your crying shoulder ? 465 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,025 - ? Get your car wash today, bah dah bah ? 466 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,444 - ? Fill up and you don't have to pay ? 467 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,778 - ? Bah dah bah ? 468 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,489 - ? Come on and give us a play ? 469 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,949 all: ? Get a wash right away ? 470 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,368 ? Car wash, yeah ? - Yes! 471 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,454 - Oh, man. - That's how you do that! 472 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,373 - Whoo! - Thank you. 473 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,417 - Show some pride. This is crap. 474 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,918 - Uh, just a quick announcement. 475 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,254 After the concert, I will be revealing the identity 476 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:35,133 of a dangerous lunatic who lurks among us. 477 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,593 Also, I agree, yes. Crap. 478 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,428 Continue. 479 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,097 - Now, folks, by special request, 480 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,183 we're going to take it a little old school. 481 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,519 There is a former Trebler in this room. 482 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,771 - Who? 483 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,939 - It's Mr. Andy Bernard! 484 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,442 [humming on tuning harp] 485 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,527 [humming George Michael's "Faith"] 486 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,447 - No, do not sing that. Do not--oh, man. 487 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,742 - He reminded us today of how much he means to us, 488 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,453 and we certainly seem to mean a lot to him, 489 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,580 so without any further ado, here's an old Treble classic. 490 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:09,376 ? Ah, ah, ah ? 491 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,503 ? Dank, dank, dank, dank, dank ? 492 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,463 ? Dig-a, dank, dank, dank ? 493 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,215 both: ? A-well, I guess it would be nice ? 494 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,676 ? If I could touch your body ? 495 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:22,430 - ? I know not everybody has got a body like you ? 496 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,432 ? But I gotta think twice ? - Whoa! Whoa! 497 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,934 - ? Before I give my heart away... ? 498 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,977 - What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here? 499 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,437 - She said you wanted to hear "Faith." 500 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,231 That's Broccoli Rob's signature song. 501 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,942 - ? Oh, but I need some time off ? 502 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,527 - That's my signature song. - ? From that emotion... ? 503 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,570 - I really didn't know that, man. 504 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,823 I just thought you wanted to hear it. 505 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,492 - Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael. 506 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,119 - I thought you were Adam Lambert. 507 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,538 - Wha-- - I'm--I'm sorry. 508 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,415 - [exhales] Here's the deal. 509 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,041 I was the soloist on "Faith" 510 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,168 and I was the Boner Champ. 511 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,296 - Because he made love to that poor snowman. 512 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,340 - What I did was not make love, okay? 513 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,468 I banged that snowman into a puddle. 514 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,804 There was nothing left but a carrot and a wet scarf. 515 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,973 It was hilarious, 516 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,183 and I was a hero! 517 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,477 - The audio dropped out on my end, fellas, 518 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,689 but I felt like I hit that one out of the park. 519 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,107 You're welcome. 520 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,361 - Hey. 521 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,487 - Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 522 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,864 - Can we still stay with you guys tonight? 523 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,992 - Uh, my back is really falling apart, so... 524 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,119 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm whining. 525 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,496 I'll see what I can do, okay? - Okay. 526 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,874 - Go wait in the break room. - Yeah, uh, thanks. 527 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,917 - Are you okay? 528 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,252 - He's still mad. - Okay. 529 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,671 - Shut up, Broccoli. 530 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,215 - Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. 531 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,092 Russell called me up, 532 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,846 and they said they needed 20 ccs of George Michael stat, 533 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,015 so just... wham! I sprang into action. 534 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,100 You know me. 535 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,394 I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number. 536 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,979 - You thought I wanted to sit in the audience 537 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,398 like some slutty Treb rat? 538 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,776 A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? 539 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,694 That's group policy, and you know it. 540 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,113 - Look, it's not my fault I still live near campus, 541 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,282 and it's my duty as an alum 542 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,992 to be friendly to the young guys, 543 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:08,661 and stop in two, three times a week. 544 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,372 - Just don't do the song anymore. 545 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,707 - I'll tell you what. We'll have a sing-off for it. 546 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,251 You pick 12 alums from any year to back you up 547 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,045 and I'll do the same. 548 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,421 And I'm so confident that I'll win, 549 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,256 I won't even warm up. 550 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,966 - Fine, go ahead, thrash your pipes. 551 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,094 - My pipes are primo, Champ! 552 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,847 Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes? 553 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,684 - I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch! 554 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:34,646 - He said, and I quote, "Hey, Rob, nice pipes." 555 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,231 That happened! - Okay, fine, yeah, 556 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,190 that's one guy's opinion. - That's real! 557 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:39,192 That'll never change! - Okay! 558 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,736 - Okay, doesn't mean you're the best singer ever! 559 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,238 Dick. 560 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,532 - The more I hear about all this a cappella drama, 561 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,618 the more I think it's kind of pathetic. 562 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,120 But when you're with someone, 563 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,956 you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them. 564 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,625 And that is love. 565 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,837 - Brownies and ginger snaps on the same plate? 566 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,213 Where was the logic there? 567 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,881 I mean, what was going through your mind? 568 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,425 - You know, I just thought it was a party 569 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,093 and people wouldn't think too much about it. 570 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,303 - Ridiculous. 571 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,680 You know, if you're not gonna focus, 572 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,891 maybe you shouldn't be in charge of arranging the snacks. 573 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,310 - You're decorations. I'm food. 574 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,646 - Snack arrangements is a type of decoration. 575 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,524 We have to start all over. - Okay, go ahead. 576 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:23,153 - I can't picture it. I'm all confused. 577 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,239 - Maybe the cupcakes with the ginger snaps-- 578 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,033 - No, nothing should be with the ginger snaps. 579 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,535 Ginger snaps are off-putting to some people. 580 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,120 - What about that thing? 581 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,955 - I don't even think that's food. 582 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,290 - Oh. 583 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,125 - I thought that concert was pretty great. 584 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,837 - Oh, yeah. I decided "acapelca" music is awesome. 585 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,839 - They lost me when they sang "Monster Mash." 586 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,759 That song obviously glorifies the occult. 587 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,595 - Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing "Monster Mash." 588 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:51,222 - Oh, you have to, Jim? You literally have to? 589 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,975 - Uh... 590 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,435 - No, I'm just--I'm saying, 591 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,063 what would happen if they didn't sing it? 592 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,899 Would they go to jail? Would they be shot? 593 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,610 - Okay. We'll just forget it. 594 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403 - No, no, I'm interested. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:06,905 - I mean, I think everybody's interested 596 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,115 in why they have to sing it. 597 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,784 - 'Cause it is Halloween. - Mm-hmm. 598 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:11,993 - So if you're gonna sing a concert, 599 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,161 it's a good idea to throw that one in. 600 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,496 - Yeah, yeah, no, no, 601 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,122 it's a good idea to brush your teeth, 602 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,334 but you have to, um, feed your children, 603 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,960 send them to school. 604 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,587 You know, all things you can't do 605 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:25,465 if you just keep singing "Monster Mash." 606 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:31,262 - It turns out Pam really, really hates "Monster Mash." 607 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:35,475 I mean, like, never bring that song up in front of her. 608 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:39,104 Even though Jim was making great points, 609 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,189 like, in favor of the song, 610 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:46,528 Pam was like, "No. Hate it. Stupid." 611 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,284 I guess I hate that song now too. 612 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:55,912 - This is all so silly, right? 613 00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:57,580 - [laughs softly] 614 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,124 - What am I gonna do, move back to Cornell? 615 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,459 - [laughs] Yeah. 616 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,878 - I mean, what if we did that? 617 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:07,132 Like, we got jobs and we were happy all the time? 618 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:09,509 - Oh, well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell. 619 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,136 [chuckles] - Duh, I know. 620 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,096 That would be insane. - Yeah. 621 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,432 - It could totally work, though. 622 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:18,601 I don't know why we wouldn't. 623 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,103 Oh, my God, are we doing this? 624 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,356 - Oy. Andy, what is going on? 625 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:29,487 - If I am not Boner Champ... 626 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,364 I don't know who I am. 627 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,617 - Well, you know, maybe you're the wise, old guy 628 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:39,539 that the new, um, B-O-N-E-R Champ looks up to. 629 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,499 You know, you could just-- - Make a donation. 630 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,585 - Well, I was gonna say be a mentor. 631 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,879 - Yes. 632 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,798 I'm gonna make a donation. 633 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,759 And it just so happens I know someone who works 634 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,053 at the Bernard family foundation. 635 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,513 Her name is "mom." - Oh. 636 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:10,111 - [slurping] 637 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,037 - Excuse me, everyone. I have an announcement to make. 638 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:25,502 It has come to my attention 639 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:28,672 that... 640 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,424 this Halloween party 641 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,843 is fairly mediocre of the 12 that I've gone to. 642 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,970 This is the seventh best. 643 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,807 That is all. Enjoy your merriment. 644 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,976 - Whatever. - Yeah. 645 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,978 [indistinct chatter] 646 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,357 - Thank you. 647 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,192 - [whispering] I want some of those pills. 648 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,403 - Oh. Well, good for you. 649 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:52,779 I mean, you'll need a prescription. 650 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,614 - Oh, no, no, no, they're not for me. 651 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,700 They're for my cousin Mose. 652 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,869 He's just having a tough time, being wifeless 653 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:03,331 and a high-pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. 654 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,166 Other cousin Mose. - Mm. Got it. 655 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,293 Well, 656 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:11,631 you tell Mose that he's a good man and I hope he feels better. 657 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,679 - Which one? Mose or the real Mose? 658 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,765 - The real Mose. 659 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,560 - He says thank you. 660 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:27,814 Nellie may be crazy, but who among us isn't crazy? 661 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:30,025 Me. 662 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,068 Just me. 663 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,571 - Hey, Andy. 664 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,031 We'd really appreciate it 665 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,783 if you guys would let us crash again tonight. 666 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:42,704 That woman said she'd put us up, but we don't feel good about it. 667 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,292 - We're really sorry about earlier. 668 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,295 If there's anything we could do to make it up to you... 669 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,422 - You know what, guys? 670 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,591 Here's what you can do. 671 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:58,887 Be young and enjoy life 672 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,014 and have fun, 673 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:03,183 before it all crashes down on your head 674 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,810 and destroys everything you know. 675 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,646 - [mouthing words] 676 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,148 [harmonica plays note] 677 00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,191 - ? Dank, dank, dank, dank, dank ? 678 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:12,525 - Aww, come on. - You. 679 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:13,902 - ? Dank, dank, dank, dank, dank ? 680 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,945 - ? A-well, I guess it would be nice ? 681 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,365 ? If I could touch your body ? 682 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:22,952 ? I know not everybody has got a body like you ? 683 00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,205 ? Well, I gotta think twice ? 684 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,749 ? Before I give my heart away ? 685 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:29,959 ? And I know all the games you play ? 686 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,420 ? Because I played them too ? 687 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:37,801 ? Oh, I need some time off from that emotion ? 688 00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:41,388 ? Time to pick my heart up off the floor ? 689 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:44,265 ? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, scap ? 690 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,102 [scatting to the tune of "Faith"] 691 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:52,774 ? ? 692 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,943 Nice. Yes. 693 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,248 - Oh, hi, Toby. 694 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,501 Who are the flowers for? 695 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:14,045 - Nobody. 696 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:25,390 I was just kidding around, you know. 697 00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:28,226 Happy Halloween. [laughs softly, sniffles] 698 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:31,312 - Mom, I had this really charitable idea 699 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:34,190 to set up a scholarship for a cappella kids at Cornell, 700 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,818 and just need to wire some money over there. 701 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,528 What? 702 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,405 [a cappella group singing Cornell Alma Mater] 703 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,615 - ? Far above the busy humming ? 704 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:46,494 ? Of the bustling town ? 705 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,539 ? Reared against the arch of heaven ? 706 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:52,042 - What's wrong? 707 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,711 - My parents are broke. 708 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:58,631 - ? Lift the chorus, speed it onward ? 709 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:03,011 ? Loud her praises tell ? 710 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:07,265 ? Hail to thee, our alma mater ? 711 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:12,103 ? Hail, all hail, Cornell ? 712 00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:16,703 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0